I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Do plants get herpes?
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