He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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