My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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