Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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