oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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