bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
there is puke in my bra ... again
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