She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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