Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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