This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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