pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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