ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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