this beer tastes like vomit already
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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