I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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