Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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