she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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