i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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