i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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