My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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