Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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