Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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