On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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