PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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