he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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