Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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