i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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