Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
