She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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