I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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