Nicole vs. Life
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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