People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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