I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We got so high we made milksteak
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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