There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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