Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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