It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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