So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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