I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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