he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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