I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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