hotel room ftw
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
