put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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