Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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