Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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