We won't sleep together?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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