note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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