I want to have your abortion
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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