are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
