so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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