I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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