He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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