so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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