Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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