I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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