What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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