he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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