i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
